Printing

Yo, Masterkief here. Oh fuck you spell check, Masterkief does not deserve your red line of shame...fuck it. Anyways, I'm printing shit in the computer lab, but I thought it should be noted that we were talking about some really cool stuff while we were high (not sure I even need to say that). We took a picture with all the pieces we own, it was pretty impressive, we have a lot of glass. There are three bongs: Jackie, Mandingo, and Tank. We decided that because of the way they look/hit the bongs should be labeled as parts of the Tri-Force from Zelda. I know what you're thinking, how fucking cool are these kids? We're that cool.

Anyways, it broke down like this:

Jackie: Power (Ganon), Jackie hit's the hardest of all the bongs and has the biggest party bowl, so it's only appropriate that she's power.

Tank: Wisdom (Zelda), People have a tendency to say wicked profound shit while they're smoking tank. Or maybe we just say a lot of weird stuff when we're high and we usually use tank...not sure.

Mandingo: Courage (Link), Mandingo is the smoothest hit out of all the bongs. Because of the way it's made (something about a percolator? I don't know) you can take the milkiest hits and not even feel it. To quote one of us: It's like a sauna on your face (I think that was either Mary Jane or Penny Lane, holy shit, those rhyme). I think this makes it courage, or maybe it's because it's a manly piece, and Link was like, the man.

Alright, done printing, MasterKeif out.

PS: Halo Wars comes out in like, a week or two. Sick!