Foot Herpes

So two posts one day, its Mary Jane again. I am blazed so its going to be a better post this time. We just found these weird red sploches on Master Keifs ankles and shins and figured out that he probably has foot herpes. These are really fresh early 90's looking air force ones from a salvation army and he was wearing them without socks. AHHH ICK. so now he probably has foot herpes.

The Bitch is Back

Whats up. Mary Jane back again. Its been a week since I posted here saying that I would return and I have. I've been really really bored here at the hagen, things have been too routine around here for my liking. Some interesting shit has gone down and some new shit have been brought back into our lives. Master Keif wrote about the completion of the tri-force already that was phenominal. A visit to the animal is near and I cant wait. We are about to go on break as well which means that these next two weeks are going to be so bunz and so balls and so fucking slow. I am going on a date with CoCo later. It is going to be great. Ill write about later, when I remember it lol.

Printing

Yo, Masterkief here. Oh fuck you spell check, Masterkief does not deserve your red line of shame...fuck it. Anyways, I'm printing shit in the computer lab, but I thought it should be noted that we were talking about some really cool stuff while we were high (not sure I even need to say that). We took a picture with all the pieces we own, it was pretty impressive, we have a lot of glass. There are three bongs: Jackie, Mandingo, and Tank. We decided that because of the way they look/hit the bongs should be labeled as parts of the Tri-Force from Zelda. I know what you're thinking, how fucking cool are these kids? We're that cool.

Anyways, it broke down like this:

Jackie: Power (Ganon), Jackie hit's the hardest of all the bongs and has the biggest party bowl, so it's only appropriate that she's power.

Tank: Wisdom (Zelda), People have a tendency to say wicked profound shit while they're smoking tank. Or maybe we just say a lot of weird stuff when we're high and we usually use tank...not sure.

Mandingo: Courage (Link), Mandingo is the smoothest hit out of all the bongs. Because of the way it's made (something about a percolator? I don't know) you can take the milkiest hits and not even feel it. To quote one of us: It's like a sauna on your face (I think that was either Mary Jane or Penny Lane, holy shit, those rhyme). I think this makes it courage, or maybe it's because it's a manly piece, and Link was like, the man.

Alright, done printing, MasterKeif out.

PS: Halo Wars comes out in like, a week or two. Sick!

Flipping Library

Hey, Masterkeif here. I'm stuck at the library while everyone else screws around in shmokenhagen/attempts to do work. I figure that if I can't smoke (I'm on a break for a few days) I should go do work, but fuck that shit. I already need a distraction. Hence this post.

Earlier we were talking about how cool it would be if this blog got really famous and Mary Jane made a movie about it. We started talking about what archetypes we fit into in our group of friends.

I believe it was decided that McCocker, er McToker, was the band geek, which seems appropriate. Mary Jane was a big city stoner, although we never really elaborated on what the fuck that means exactly. Penny Lane is a theatre dork/weed encyclopedia (that last part was my own addition), and Sensi Diamonds is a theatre dork with (as Mary Jane explained it) a generous helping of indie kid taste in music. Sugar Magnolia was a ski-bunny, which makes sense as there are a pair of nice ass ski's chillin on her wall. I was told that I was a reformed jock type of stoner. I guess I'm not going to live down high school sports. Lame.

Basically, it was some high kid shit, but it was pretty interesting. Also, very important to note: as he get's more and more stoned McCocker, er McToker's eyes become more and more squinty. Fellow stoners reading this blog, sound familiar? Yeah, he's that kid in our group of friends. I don't understand how he can see the bowls that he's hitting.

Oh, when Mary Jane was helping that kid with spanish, it was a spectacular failure. Ok, distraction over, time to finish some bullshit.

-Master Keif

what it is

so its like sunday the fuckit of feb. im high right now and if i dont remember to write in this now i wont and then ill feel lazy. This Mary Jane-formally known as LaurelWeed- mccocker , er toker?,is on a break right now so im writing in this shit. I ate some shrooms the other day with sugar magnolia- formally know as sensi diamonds and tripped mildly, it was in these chocolates and it wasnt that much but watever. I went over to the halo playing fucks from next door who are always really loud and played a little halo with them for the first time. Those kids included MasterKeif and all these other weird dbags. It kinda was balls and I was just tripping balls so it wasnt the best experience. But it was a pleasant way to spend a really short trip. The screen was vibrating and the colors were shifting alittle. My hands were shaking and MasterKeif sounded exactly like Nipps, that was pretty fucking entertaining. Other than the usual hallucinations that come with my shroom trips this was a pretty mild trip. I retired to my room and hung out with SensiDiamonds-formally known as BlackWidow- it was chill. My room is very accomidating to trips, it has just the right vibe for shroom trips. I did a bunch of salvia for the first time in there a couple of weeks ago with two friends and it was fucking weird and great. Great room for tripping, highly recomend a record player for trips too man.
When the weather was great a couple of days ago we went down to the lake with Nuggets, blankets, joints, and frizbees. It was Sensi Diamonds, Big Bong, Penny Lane, Mc Toker, Sugar Magnolia, Master Keif and myself chillin down by lake shmokin laughin and havin the times that college students are meant to have. The work has been really piled on every single one of us the weather was ...SIDE NOTE MCTOKER IS SO FUCKING HIGH THAT HE THOUGH THE WAS BEING INGENIUS WHEN REALLY HE WAS BEING A FOOL. he was being so foolish about a stapler stapling a different way that was just really dangerous and useless and laughed really hard in my ear, im partially deaf. Also Sensi Diamonds wisdom teeth are growing in at horrible angles. any HOO. this man rolled by after numerous attacks on Nuggets life by several large black and brown lab pit mixes. ALso Side not this dealer friend of mine just walked in and asked me to help him of with his spanish homework. Hilarity ensues. I have to stop writing this for a while..I will return. TO BE CONTINUED...

Shmokenhagen Chronicles: Bob McToker

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Quitting the Reefer

Lately Penny and I have been trying to quit smoking the reefer. Kind of. Mostly we simply try not to smoke as much as we used to. The copious amounts we where consuming were a little ridiculous. We'd smoke in one session 3 or 4 bongs and a blunt. Then an hour or two later, we'd repeat. Now seems to be the quitting time. I'm quitting cigarettes. Today is my first day without any at all, and it's going kind of badly, but I am trying. Quiting weed just doesn't seem like too good an idea. I know that if I get a court date or drug test and had to do it, I could, but I just don't want too. I do feel a little slower when I smoke as much as I usually do, so slowing down seems like the best idea. Last night a bong was smoked, but just one. Funny story about last night; penny and I had been practicing her song for voice lessons in the music department and we didn't get back till about midnight. Master Keef, Sensi Diamonds, Laurelweed, and Black Widow where all in the back room, stoned out of there minds. Sensi and Black had made chocolate chip cookies earlier, and when we arrived there were about 20 left. I had one when Laurelweed offered it to me, and Penny didn't have any. Master Keef brought them all into the back room and procedded to eat all but three of them without even realizing it. Of course we all yelled and laughed at him, stoned fuck. That's it for now, love and happy smokage!
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Shmokenhagen Chronicles: Bob McToker

Shmokenhagen Chronicles: Bob McToker

Bob McToker

Here in Shmokenhagen, we are currently having a dry spell. No herb to be found. Laurelweed is sitting on the couch calling all the dealers we know. I have exhausted my own contacts, after being sold bad chocolates I don't feel like dealing with the one guy I know well. Penny Lane, my GF is doin homework as usual. We've decided to take a small break from our lifestyle. Saturday Night was just a string of bad and good, but mostly bad signs. I started the night off by going to the symphony and eating shrooms with cocoa and her boytoy Wolfgang Walken. I had fun, listened to a Rachmaninov piece and fuckin prokopiev. I was tripping balls, not really paying attention to the music. I was watching the walls move like snakes and playing with my jaw. We headed back to the suite when we were done, with me still tripping. I stopped on the way to buy cigarettes from the gas station. The guys face kept changing colors, but I pulled it off. I got back and started to watch the magic flute. Big Bong had taken some shrooms too and we decided we needed more. Penny lane got back and we all went to a party, but it was packed. Couldn't make it across the room let alone talk to anyone. We headed back home and the night started going worse. We were out of drugs by this point, just had a bowl or two left. We packed Tank and smoked her, full of icecubes and then packed jackie as well. When we were done smoking Laurelweed stood up too fast. She didn't realize that carnage was in her lap and she fell. We may be able to fix her, but she broke right down the stem. We mourned for a bit then called Jimmy Johns. 10 minutes later our little alien baby, ET fell out of Master Keef's hands as he was cleaning her, breaking the stem right off. Two pieces in one night, destroyed. Sad day. Penny and I have decided to take a bit of a break, just smoke on the weekends. Adios for now amigos, more great stories later. Love and Smokage!

Bob McToker




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