Shmokenhagen crumbles

Yes, it is true. The school year is almost over and Shmokenhagen as we know it has crumbled. Fights have occured, people have been blamed, shit has gone down. It's been a pretty intense year for everyone, our sophomore year of college. Anyways, the group has been cracked and broken, but shmokenhagen still lives on anywhere we pack a bowl or roll a blunt. I am still going to record my adventures down in this blog and others who where a part of shmokenhagen will also contripute, at least I hope so, so our readers should not be too sad, if we have any damn readers. Christ, I started this damn thing just to make a buck or two from the ads. My grand total, drum roll, 5.21 dollars. Yay. I can retire now... oh well it's become simply a fun thing to do, describe my drug stories. Speaking of which, I have a tale to tell. So I found these seeds online called Hawain Baby Woodrose seds. If you've never heard of them, look em up. They have lsa in them, a relative of lsd, and they where pretty fun. They do make you puke, so that blows, but the trip is pretty fun, very relaxed. I just watched the office and then ran around outside, it was pretty sweet. I took 5 seeds, i want to do more next time. I didn't eat the whole day so the nausia wasn't bad at all. I puked up water and then I was fine, even ordered a sub. There were very few visual halucinations, but my body basically felt amazing, and my mind was definetely in that trippy state. Allright that's all for now, I'll write again. I'll leave you with my new idea for this site. I just came up with it. Just now. I'm gonna have something new for you to look at stoned or do stoned every single day. Hopefully they'll be fun. Maybe I'll start a comic too. If you can draw, hit me up. Peace and tokage to all and huzzah for the new era in the blog. The Shmokenhagen Chronicles shall continue as an activity site. Woo Hoo! (I hope I remember and actually do this.)

Vaporite

So for the last few days, a week now, i have been smoking almost solely my vaporizer and I am enjoying this change greatly. It save's weed, it gets me fucked up, and it keeps me from getting tired. Also my voice, which as a voice major I must protect and nourish as if it was my own baby, has improved markedly in the last week and it should just keep getting better.
Now I vape at a temperature of 358 ish degrees, unless I am attempting to sleep in which case I crank it up to 430 or so. Any temperature higher than 365 degrees lets off chemicals which act as sedatives and are the reason one gets tired after a fat blunt. Sometimes these are needed and wanted and sometimes you just want to stay awake. I still get high as fuck off this shit though, it's great. I wish i was rich enough to afford a volcano. If you want one of them reviewed, just click on all these adds more. I can get some pocket change. (doooo iiiiit) Anyways, point is I have one of those wooden vap boxes and it is fuckin great. Works wonderfully. Got it online for 60 dollars and it came with an electric grinder, which has since broken. Ebay's great. Anywhoo, i've been smokin mids in this and getting really high, though I did smoke some headies too. I smoke it to the face, which probably makes some difference. I'm really high right now, fuck me. Yeah. I think I'm done now.

GOOBERRY! BLOOBERRY!

So on the heels of a post about marijuana ANOTHER MARIJUANA POST! I myself and BigBlunt(formerly bigbong) were in the possesion of some wonderful heady greeeeen miracles named gooberry and blooberry. My good friend ran into me around midnight cooking up some eggrolls for his bitties,told me he had some fire. He is a great friend and has some great fire. Goo Berry and Bloo Berry are no more, they have already met their end.

Serndipitious Occasions

So this last weekend there was a college celebration, that we took the full spirit of and turned it upside down into massive drug use. Friday night we all got smashed. Mary Jane drank 10 to 12 jagger bombs, with sensi and sugar following close behind, so their night ended a little sad. That's Jagger for ya.
Penny and I the next day were thinking about buying some shrooms but instead we decided to buy a bunch of weed. We bought a quarter of regular beasters the day before and saturday, on our way to smoke a beaster blunt, we ran into a dealer and some cohorts and smoked 6 types of headies in a bong. Then we saw the dealers stash. There was some fuckin Northern Lights and Blueberry, so we bought an eigth of each and proceeded to smoke just about all of it. Since we have had two headie blunts and a shit ton of bowls and bongs. Fuck yeah! So the lighter weed is Northern Lights just like we smoked and the greener one is the blueberry.

Top Ten Addicting TV Shows. Because I can.

1.) Weeds. Got to say it. i mean, it's about weed. And she's hot. And a slut. Plus there's marijuana in it. and it's funny. Weeds is great, watch it.
2.) That 70's show. Yeah, you've seen it. It's a bunch of actors we all know and love now as stupid kids smokin pot all the time. Relatable and hilarious.
3.) Freaks and Geeks. I love all of them. They are so funny lookin, it's great. it's nice to see them all now, in movies and shit. If you've never seen this show you should check it out.
4.)30 Rock. Tina Fey's new show, it's great. Full of wonderful characters and intense situations with, again, stupid people trying to follow them.
5.)Arrested Development. This show is very funny, makes you actually like rich people. They're pretty funny, you gotta admit. It's about a very rich family who looses everything and hasto work through it.
6.)Ru Pauls Drag Race. This is a show about drag queens competing to be the best. Reality show, yes, but there are drag queens. It's great.
7.)Family Guy. They're funny, just don't watch them if you're on shows. Ask Coco, it's bad.
8.)3rd rock from the sun. Aliens are funny.
9.)Australia's Next Top Model. Strangely, Australians are just much better than we are.
10.)Futurama. Don't watch it on saliva though a friend of Penny's did and thought the little computer screen was eating her.

What is Shmokenhagen?

Due to a conversation had with an old friend, a genie you may say, I realized that I should probably explain the story of this blog. Well then. We all met because of The Magnificent Stoner Ferret, Penny lane's pet. Sugar Magnolia took him and since then we've all been fast friends. We used to basically hang out and smoke pot together, but we've basically become a family. Somewhere in the giant smoking haze of first semester we decided we were eventually going to set up a school in amsterdam teaching all classes as well as smoking etiquette, how to grow, rolling the perfect blunt, and other classes. Who knows if the place will ever really exist, but we named it Shmokenhagen. Since then we decided the suite would be named shmokenhagen as well, a temporary pace, but Shmokenhagen moves with us. The smoke carries it. These are our stories and our thoughts, the characters are these:
Bob McToker, that's me. I set this all up so I get to be first, fuck ya'll bitches. I love music.
Penny Lane, My GF. She is a work aholic who loves theater more than anything. She was the original stoner and has turned us all. MARY JANE EDIT: Sorry McCocker Penny Lane only turned u into a stoner. Me and Big Bong have led a sensimillia filled life long before you guys entered our lifes.
Mary Jane, she's a cool cat, used to be an art major now does womens studies. She is from the hood and takes bigger bong rips than anyone I know.
Sugar Magnolia, the ferret's roomate. She puts up with a lot, but comes from a family of stoners so we are all basically jelous.
Big Bong, he is our resident mystic, dates Mary Jane. He will go out in the woods for a blunt on a regular basis and knows more than anyone would expect.
Sensi Diamonds, Penny's roomate. She also loves theater and she has a polaroid picture project going. Ran out of film recently though, it's a shame.
MasterKeif, plays a shit ton of halo, is from NH, same as me. Tall lanky motherfucker.
Last is Cocoa, a fellow music lover. She doesn't smoke anymore except rarely but parties just as hard as the rest of us.

Basically, that's it. We'l all be posting fun things. Smokage for all!

SNOW BONGS!

hey hey fellow smokers it's Sugar Magnolia here. I feel like I'm back in the west with all this crazy weather here at the hagen. A monster of a storm hit this morning and it brought some beautiful white fluffy snow, in fact i think it's still coming down. The weather guy said 4-6 inches and that means in this place everything shuts down, silly east coast that's nothing. But still we all thought that it wouldn't hurt to be prepared in case the school did close because of weather. The first thing we needed to be sure we had enough weed to last the day. Because what's a snow day if you don't get to be blazed the whole time? the next essential item is food. we began to gather everything we had and realized that we had more than enough to last through a day, maybe even two.
Our talk of survival quickly changed to what we wanted to eat right then. There was a wide range of food groups being thrown around but we eventually settled on Chinese food, the feast of all stoners. the amount of food that we ordered was astounding, it was a huge box and we killed it. After the feast, we decided it was time to have our first ever snow bong here at Shmokenhagen. Thanks to some early thinking by McToker we had an ample amout of snow waiting to be used. Tank was the bong of choice and we filled her up all the way. The smoke was beautiful. There's nothing more refreshing than a snow bong. the hits are like cold mountain air and take me back to the mountains with every hit i take.
Now we're off to bruce the car. We're going to pretend he's an igloo and smoke a fat blunt then go play in the snow.
Peace and love fellow weed lovers,
Sugar Magnolia