Hey, Masterkeif here. I'm stuck at the library while everyone else screws around in shmokenhagen/attempts to do work. I figure that if I can't smoke (I'm on a break for a few days) I should go do work, but fuck that shit. I already need a distraction. Hence this post.
Earlier we were talking about how cool it would be if this blog got really famous and Mary Jane made a movie about it. We started talking about what archetypes we fit into in our group of friends.
I believe it was decided that McCocker, er McToker, was the band geek, which seems appropriate. Mary Jane was a big city stoner, although we never really elaborated on what the fuck that means exactly. Penny Lane is a theatre dork/weed encyclopedia (that last part was my own addition), and Sensi Diamonds is a theatre dork with (as Mary Jane explained it) a generous helping of indie kid taste in music. Sugar Magnolia was a ski-bunny, which makes sense as there are a pair of nice ass ski's chillin on her wall. I was told that I was a reformed jock type of stoner. I guess I'm not going to live down high school sports. Lame.
Basically, it was some high kid shit, but it was pretty interesting. Also, very important to note: as he get's more and more stoned McCocker, er McToker's eyes become more and more squinty. Fellow stoners reading this blog, sound familiar? Yeah, he's that kid in our group of friends. I don't understand how he can see the bowls that he's hitting.
Oh, when Mary Jane was helping that kid with spanish, it was a spectacular failure. Ok, distraction over, time to finish some bullshit.
-Master Keif
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