Bob McToker

Here in Shmokenhagen, we are currently having a dry spell. No herb to be found. Laurelweed is sitting on the couch calling all the dealers we know. I have exhausted my own contacts, after being sold bad chocolates I don't feel like dealing with the one guy I know well. Penny Lane, my GF is doin homework as usual. We've decided to take a small break from our lifestyle. Saturday Night was just a string of bad and good, but mostly bad signs. I started the night off by going to the symphony and eating shrooms with cocoa and her boytoy Wolfgang Walken. I had fun, listened to a Rachmaninov piece and fuckin prokopiev. I was tripping balls, not really paying attention to the music. I was watching the walls move like snakes and playing with my jaw. We headed back to the suite when we were done, with me still tripping. I stopped on the way to buy cigarettes from the gas station. The guys face kept changing colors, but I pulled it off. I got back and started to watch the magic flute. Big Bong had taken some shrooms too and we decided we needed more. Penny lane got back and we all went to a party, but it was packed. Couldn't make it across the room let alone talk to anyone. We headed back home and the night started going worse. We were out of drugs by this point, just had a bowl or two left. We packed Tank and smoked her, full of icecubes and then packed jackie as well. When we were done smoking Laurelweed stood up too fast. She didn't realize that carnage was in her lap and she fell. We may be able to fix her, but she broke right down the stem. We mourned for a bit then called Jimmy Johns. 10 minutes later our little alien baby, ET fell out of Master Keef's hands as he was cleaning her, breaking the stem right off. Two pieces in one night, destroyed. Sad day. Penny and I have decided to take a bit of a break, just smoke on the weekends. Adios for now amigos, more great stories later. Love and Smokage!

Bob McToker




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