What is Shmokenhagen?

Due to a conversation had with an old friend, a genie you may say, I realized that I should probably explain the story of this blog. Well then. We all met because of The Magnificent Stoner Ferret, Penny lane's pet. Sugar Magnolia took him and since then we've all been fast friends. We used to basically hang out and smoke pot together, but we've basically become a family. Somewhere in the giant smoking haze of first semester we decided we were eventually going to set up a school in amsterdam teaching all classes as well as smoking etiquette, how to grow, rolling the perfect blunt, and other classes. Who knows if the place will ever really exist, but we named it Shmokenhagen. Since then we decided the suite would be named shmokenhagen as well, a temporary pace, but Shmokenhagen moves with us. The smoke carries it. These are our stories and our thoughts, the characters are these:
Bob McToker, that's me. I set this all up so I get to be first, fuck ya'll bitches. I love music.
Penny Lane, My GF. She is a work aholic who loves theater more than anything. She was the original stoner and has turned us all. MARY JANE EDIT: Sorry McCocker Penny Lane only turned u into a stoner. Me and Big Bong have led a sensimillia filled life long before you guys entered our lifes.
Mary Jane, she's a cool cat, used to be an art major now does womens studies. She is from the hood and takes bigger bong rips than anyone I know.
Sugar Magnolia, the ferret's roomate. She puts up with a lot, but comes from a family of stoners so we are all basically jelous.
Big Bong, he is our resident mystic, dates Mary Jane. He will go out in the woods for a blunt on a regular basis and knows more than anyone would expect.
Sensi Diamonds, Penny's roomate. She also loves theater and she has a polaroid picture project going. Ran out of film recently though, it's a shame.
MasterKeif, plays a shit ton of halo, is from NH, same as me. Tall lanky motherfucker.
Last is Cocoa, a fellow music lover. She doesn't smoke anymore except rarely but parties just as hard as the rest of us.

Basically, that's it. We'l all be posting fun things. Smokage for all!