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so its like sunday the fuckit of feb. im high right now and if i dont remember to write in this now i wont and then ill feel lazy. This Mary Jane-formally known as LaurelWeed- mccocker , er toker?,is on a break right now so im writing in this shit. I ate some shrooms the other day with sugar magnolia- formally know as sensi diamonds and tripped mildly, it was in these chocolates and it wasnt that much but watever. I went over to the halo playing fucks from next door who are always really loud and played a little halo with them for the first time. Those kids included MasterKeif and all these other weird dbags. It kinda was balls and I was just tripping balls so it wasnt the best experience. But it was a pleasant way to spend a really short trip. The screen was vibrating and the colors were shifting alittle. My hands were shaking and MasterKeif sounded exactly like Nipps, that was pretty fucking entertaining. Other than the usual hallucinations that come with my shroom trips this was a pretty mild trip. I retired to my room and hung out with SensiDiamonds-formally known as BlackWidow- it was chill. My room is very accomidating to trips, it has just the right vibe for shroom trips. I did a bunch of salvia for the first time in there a couple of weeks ago with two friends and it was fucking weird and great. Great room for tripping, highly recomend a record player for trips too man.
When the weather was great a couple of days ago we went down to the lake with Nuggets, blankets, joints, and frizbees. It was Sensi Diamonds, Big Bong, Penny Lane, Mc Toker, Sugar Magnolia, Master Keif and myself chillin down by lake shmokin laughin and havin the times that college students are meant to have. The work has been really piled on every single one of us the weather was ...SIDE NOTE MCTOKER IS SO FUCKING HIGH THAT HE THOUGH THE WAS BEING INGENIUS WHEN REALLY HE WAS BEING A FOOL. he was being so foolish about a stapler stapling a different way that was just really dangerous and useless and laughed really hard in my ear, im partially deaf. Also Sensi Diamonds wisdom teeth are growing in at horrible angles. any HOO. this man rolled by after numerous attacks on Nuggets life by several large black and brown lab pit mixes. ALso Side not this dealer friend of mine just walked in and asked me to help him of with his spanish homework. Hilarity ensues. I have to stop writing this for a while..I will return. TO BE CONTINUED...

Bob McToker

Here in Shmokenhagen, we are currently having a dry spell. No herb to be found. Laurelweed is sitting on the couch calling all the dealers we know. I have exhausted my own contacts, after being sold bad chocolates I don't feel like dealing with the one guy I know well. Penny Lane, my GF is doin homework as usual. We've decided to take a small break from our lifestyle. Saturday Night was just a string of bad and good, but mostly bad signs. I started the night off by going to the symphony and eating shrooms with cocoa and her boytoy Wolfgang Walken. I had fun, listened to a Rachmaninov piece and fuckin prokopiev. I was tripping balls, not really paying attention to the music. I was watching the walls move like snakes and playing with my jaw. We headed back to the suite when we were done, with me still tripping. I stopped on the way to buy cigarettes from the gas station. The guys face kept changing colors, but I pulled it off. I got back and started to watch the magic flute. Big Bong had taken some shrooms too and we decided we needed more. Penny lane got back and we all went to a party, but it was packed. Couldn't make it across the room let alone talk to anyone. We headed back home and the night started going worse. We were out of drugs by this point, just had a bowl or two left. We packed Tank and smoked her, full of icecubes and then packed jackie as well. When we were done smoking Laurelweed stood up too fast. She didn't realize that carnage was in her lap and she fell. We may be able to fix her, but she broke right down the stem. We mourned for a bit then called Jimmy Johns. 10 minutes later our little alien baby, ET fell out of Master Keef's hands as he was cleaning her, breaking the stem right off. Two pieces in one night, destroyed. Sad day. Penny and I have decided to take a bit of a break, just smoke on the weekends. Adios for now amigos, more great stories later. Love and Smokage!

Bob McToker




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